we'll be filing an ASS action suit.
…that means Halloween is on Friday the 13th!
my dad, momentarily forgetting how October works.

Shameless Season 5: Tease - New Neighbors, Old Hoods

The natives are getting restless

zirastiel:

*cha cha’s real smooth away from academic responsibilities*

just improved a presentation my group of 5 had like 2 weeks to work on. college.

daniwithheart:

dehltreice:

"dear diary, I have seen my future. it is pink and wrapped in silk"

New AHS looks amazing!

daniwithheart:

dehltreice:

"dear diary, I have seen my future. it is pink and wrapped in silk"

New AHS looks amazing!

my dad talks in his sleep.
Dad: You still up?
Me: Yeah.
Dad: I knew there was a reason you'd been sleeping in since you moved to Mobile.
Me: Dad I've never even been to Alabama.
Dad [with disgust]: Iowa, dumbass.
GET YOUR DICKS OUT.
my dad, shouting in his sleep.
 - It Is a Mystery [Remix]
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okay me & my partners took second and first place in parli debate when i actually did that shit so i know how to have a mock debate 

my math professor is the cutest thing. she laughs instead of saying uh or um or just pausing. she won $500 from a raffle and just got the news and she turned so red. sigh