we'll be filing an ASS action suit.
Open RP

billyranalcyrus:

buttlawyer:

billyranalcyrus:

"sweet diddly nibblets my family has been killed in a fire i must avenge them"

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"Do what you must, country music sensation Billy Ray Cyrus," the inferno roars, "but your family is dead."

Thick tendrils of heat seem to laugh as they reach out and caress the musicians bestubbled face.

"I have already won."

"dang nabbit inferno my heart is breaking but i still yearn for you" a tear trickles down billys wrinkly hairy face. 

"you may have one this  battle but the war is not yet over." the US army appears and hugs billy ray. "i love to hate you, inferno but it is you going to hell… not i…"

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"Do you not remember, Billy Ray?" the blaze asks, voice thick with yearning, "that night we spent under the stars?"

The flames draw ever closer, surrounding the former father of six, and the military that has surrounded him both with their arms, and with their love.

"I told you, then, that not even the whole of the United States armed forces could come between us."

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I meant it.

Open RP

billyranalcyrus:

"sweet diddly nibblets my family has been killed in a fire i must avenge them"

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"Do what you must, country music sensation Billy Ray Cyrus," the inferno roars, "but your family is dead."

Thick tendrils of heat seem to laugh as they reach out and caress the musicians bestubbled face.

"I have already won."

buttlawyer:

captcha needs to calm the fuck down like

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i think it heard me typing

captcha needs to calm the fuck down like

owlturdcomix:

We go forward.

avockado:

yes i do!!!! :)

the first 3 are only for paint tool sai (they’re also the ones i use the most 10/10 A+)

the two bottom ones are NOT from sai but Autodesk Sketchbook express and i use them for sketching (and when im done sketching i finish the drawing in sai :) )

boringbeforethestorm:

buttlawyer:

boringbeforethestorm:

buttlawyer:

erenyoghurt:

isaac sit down before u hurt yourself

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i was gonna take more photos and call ur side of america dumb but then i realized i lost my burrito

rokkakudaiheights:

nickfnry:

So I acquired the greatest water bottle known to man to mankind today. You can either remove the tip or drink from it.

finally i can quench my thirst

boringbeforethestorm:

buttlawyer:

erenyoghurt:

isaac sit down before u hurt yourself

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say what you want but my favorite thing is the me that’s just kind of looking up, completely done with his own antics. like I connect to that me on a spiritual level.